are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I’m eating chicken fingers while in the bath tub…. guys I found out what heavens like
BISCUIT CANS ARE TERRIFYING
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
I got the attractive foreign man who got deported last time.
I got Andrew Hussie, „
it pointed to Mitch guys that hurt :(
it pointed to justin beiber threatening a paparazzi he was gonna beat the fuck out of him
Ollie Sykes. <3
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me